not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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