How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
We just shotgunned beers for America
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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