i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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