There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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