Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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