ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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