About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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