Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Ladies don't puke and tell
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
