His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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