would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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