5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
