You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize