Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
we're chasing vodka with high fives
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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