I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
