i permit you to call me
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
