Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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