i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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