Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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