Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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