Your tits are I can't wait for
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
