I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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