How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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