is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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