Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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