Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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