I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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