The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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