He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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