Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
