You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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