Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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