I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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