honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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