The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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