nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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