Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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