this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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