I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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