I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
i need some magic done to my vagina
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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