Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize