I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I need help removing her.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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