Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
They have beer where we have blood.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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