Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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