When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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