To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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