Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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