"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
im holly from the hills drunk
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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