Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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