How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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