She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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