I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Don't tell me you're on acid again
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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