no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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