I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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