I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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